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Meme Team Supreme 1.0

Valheim stale

Welcome to the tenth realm. Sort of.

This is a private dedicated server for a handful of people who have been waiting five years to walk into the Deep North and immediately freeze to death. Valheim 1.0 launches September 9. We are starting a fresh world so the ice is actually ice and not “unexplored chunks we already sailed past in 2023.”

Rules are simple:

Don’t wreck other people’s stuff.
Don’t be the reason the boat is on fire.
If you find a two-star wolf, ping the group before you “just check it out.”
Portal etiquette exists. We will invent it as we go.

The thumbnail is Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. That is not a lore character. That is a warning label. We are not a sweaty mega-server. We are friends who will spend forty minutes arguing about roof angles and then get one-shotted by a deathsquito.

Password and join info live in Discord, not here. If you found this listing and you are not in the group: you are very lost, and also very brave.

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