Meme Team Supreme 1.0

Welcome to the tenth realm. Sort of.

This is a private dedicated server for a handful of people who have been waiting five years to walk into the Deep North and immediately freeze to death. Valheim 1.0 launches September 9. We are starting a fresh world so the ice is actually ice and not “unexplored chunks we already sailed past in 2023.”

Rules are simple:

• Don’t wreck other people’s stuff.
• Don’t be the reason the boat is on fire.
• If you find a two-star wolf, ping the group before you “just check it out.”
• Portal etiquette exists. We will invent it as we go.

The thumbnail is Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder. That is not a lore character. That is a warning label. We are not a sweaty mega-server. We are friends who will spend forty minutes arguing about roof angles and then get one-shotted by a deathsquito.

Password and join info live in Discord, not here. If you found this listing and you are not in the group: you are very lost, and also very brave.